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What's wrong with our society.

  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
tyleroakley:

Cher: mastery of subtlety.

tyleroakley:

Cher: mastery of subtlety.

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May 8

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May 8

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May 6
soundlyawake:

Outback’s only redeeming quality. #food #bread (Taken with instagram)

soundlyawake:

Outback’s only redeeming quality. #food #bread (Taken with instagram)

May 4
ihategeese:

My face while im reading my YouTube comments

ihategeese:

My face while im reading my YouTube comments

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May 4

soonish:

“Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.”